Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Thursday, October 30, 2008
ellos,again
today early morning 8+ lyk tat woke up coz yesterday veri late thn go sleep~
yesterdaye me & joyce went to gib yunhui her stuff ma...thn joyce sunbrunt,licheng oso~qutie a no of ppl sunbrunt all rites ? vivian & joyce sae not fun de,but li cheng sae fun ><" zzzz~! but seems to be fun but will sunbrunt hahas,today is their test & wish thm all the best :] sat nid go bck npcc & oso i nid to gib excuse letter & consent form for alot stuff stuff :D *laughs* today morning went to take money from atiqah & yunhui && went home,the first step i step through my house door i stepped until bird shyt -.-" wth~! i so unlucky tio this,nt even toto or 4d easy to win~i actually tio bird shyt =="later maybe getting my mum to help me to transfer to the cartoon mixed tee supplier de bank account ;DDD ~! thn send in order le waiting for supplier reply thn cai transfer money~~ anywae,i found a funny jokes to share wif everyone :] here is the jokes.....do read it ! :)
Confusing Chinese Names
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operater : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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This is hilarious ...
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
P.S: please dun copy & paste this joke
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what we could have been, 10:16 AM.
